All I set out to do was figure out what laundry detergent works best for hand washing in cold water, and I learn all about the Mango Worm (dunh, dunh, dunnnnnnhh)...
Apparently, there's this little creature called the mango worm. Flies (aka grown-up mango worms) like to lay eggs on your damp laundry that's hung out to dry. The eggs (future baby mango worms) get all nice and toasty when you slip into your undies (or shirts, or socks) and hatch. The little worms then sneak down into your epidermis and begin consuming tiny amounts of yummy human flesh. "What's this itchy red bump?" you ponder. Oh, no worries. It's just a little worm enjoying the pleasures of the flesh. If you cut off it's oxygen (think a good coating of petroleum jelly or piece of duck tape), it eventually pokes it's little worm head out of your skin. That's when you go after it with a tweezer.
I haven't decided if this is just plain gross, or a bit fun. Maybe I could convince the mango worms to focus on an area of my anatomy where I have a
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